Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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