So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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