so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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