How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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