i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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