he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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