You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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