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(617): View more from Massachusetts

yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face

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(410): View more from Maryland

You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.

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(310): View more from California

Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.

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(310): View more from California

Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.

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(417): View more from Missouri

Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.

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(618): View more from Illinois

lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...

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(540): View more from Virginia

I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.

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(309): View more from Illinois

she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...

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