quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
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