I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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