He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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