who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Randomize
