Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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