ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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