i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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