fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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