pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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