I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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