I can't watch pbs sober anymore
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
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