i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
He did a backflip because drugs
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
