You work out of a Hotel?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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