just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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