My friends, they love my intelligence
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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