Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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