Apparently you make a good broom.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
We talked him into tasing himself.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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