dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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