I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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