I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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