My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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