508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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