just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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