I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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