Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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