Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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