ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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