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google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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