Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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