Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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