Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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