i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
