Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
She bit a glass in half.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
Randomize
