she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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