just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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