no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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