What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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