New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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