Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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