What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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