he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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