I'm really into asian looking animals
Please, let me fuck your mom
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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