I got chris browned last night
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
Randomize
