redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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