yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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