super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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